The Salesman's Prayer

The Salesman's Prayer by Lea Genders


There are people starving, homeless, sick and cripple

So to compare, my prayer may seem quite simple

My request is for the orders that I need the buyer to send

God grant me EDI before the fiscal year end!



I won't pray for riches, for beauty or love

Just grant me these missing orders by your grace above

Hell will break loose if don't get these orders

To keep peace on earth, let us make our quarter!

Our Wedding Pictures in Scrapblog

2008 - a year in review

Things I did in 2008 (In no particular order)

Ran a 5k

Lost 30 pounds
Paid off a fairly large amount of debt
Fell on my face and got a fat lip

Joined a gym
Started a new position at work
Started a new business (well, Russ did. I helped)

Celebrated my 10 year anniversary with Russ

Met Tim Gunn

Met Isaac Mizrahi

Traveled to New York, Pennsylvania, Arizona and Washington DC
Saw Jack White in person

Bought a fancy new dining room table
Learned Quickbooks
Cried over Art
Discovered scrapblog

Celebrated our three year wedding anniversary
Paid over $4 dollars a gallon for gas
Got chased by a llama

Fell in love with the super-baby Owen

Took a zillion huggie pictures

Went to the Wayward Boys last show

Didn't get into any car accidents!
Went to a dinosaur park

Got out of a ticket with just a warning
Watched too many reality shows
Gave in and joined facebook
Carpooled to work
Celebrated my 34th birthday

Took an Adobe Illustator class and got an A
Dropped an art class
Bought a white fuzzy hat – and wore it in public

Went Bowling

Ran ten miles in one day
Gave a presentation in front of 50+ people

Surprised Russ at Christmas

Bought Monkey shoes

Bought a Coach bag
Saw my family with Russ